dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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turklet:

i currently have a crush on 94 people at the same time 

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

sadfries:

are you fucking kidding me

and i can’t even draw a normal circle without it looking like an egg.

bl-ushed:

being too lazy to breathe will probably be the cause of my death tbh

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